friday favorites…

I’m not a beer drinker…never have been, and most likely never will be…unless I can find a beer that tastes like vodka. Then we’re in business! Even so, today’s treasury is a not little “toast” to those who prefer the Guiness to the Gin (but seriously…it’s GIN, people…so much better….). Instead, this is a shout […]

let’s make a list!

Okay, people, you know what time it is?? Well, I know my clock says 7:17am….but that’s not the point…..it’s LIST TIME! I love lists. I love making them, crossing things off of them, organizing them. I know I’ve said it before, but I just can’t help myself! I’m that person who gets to the doctor’s […]

breaking the wall down, one heel at a time…

Ahhh stereotypes…they follow us around like gnats, or the plague, or the memory of that one horrible summer when you decided to cut your own bangs and wear a red track suit every day that swished when you walked. Shudder. I get stereotyped A LOT (well, we ALL do, really…). In middle school, I was as the “snobby sports […]

those lazy, crazy, hazy….i’m sorry, where was I?

Seriously. My mind is everywhere. You can always tell when I’m distracted by the following clues: 1) I get very quiet…which is not normal because even when I’m “quiet” I’m usually making some type of sound…seriously…I’m like my own “white noise” machine. 2) I don’t laugh at your jokes….and I laugh at pretty much anything. […]

five outta ten ain’t bad…

This morning, as I lingered in accident-induced traffic on my way to work, I thought back on this post, and wondered how much of my “last minute summer to-do list” I had actually accomplished. If you know me at all, you’ll know that when I set out to do something, I am very much inclined […]

friday favorites…

Today felt so much like fall, I think a single, beautiful, leaf shaped tear escaped from my eye this morning as I walked outside to my car. The air felt crisp and cool, the grass was dewy with teeny tiny icicles….I didn’t even need the A.C at all on my drive in to work! Bliss, I […]

there’s your sign…

I love funny things. I love witty people. I love laughing till I snort. Or pee. Who wouldn’t? Laughter REALLY is the best medicine…well, after actual medicine….and hugs. I stumbled across this website full of normal signs taken over by witty banter, and couldn’t help but giggle hysterically for the next few minutes as I […]

there’s something about…BABY!

Before you scream, faint, point and stare, or secretly whisper to your neighbor, “I TOLD you she was a bit on the…risque…side!”….no….this post isn’t about me. Although I have had many a food baby….. And sometimes I just AM a raging biatch for no good reason… Nope, I am not preggers…..but MY SISTER IS!!!! That’s […]